Former latchkey kid. Current college student. Perpetual introvert. Named Michelle.

 

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

meepyperson:

if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board
let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

meepyperson:

if it makes you feel any better yesterday i tried to heat up a frozen pizza and i decided it’d be a great idea to put it on a plastic cutting board

let me repeat: i thought it’d be okay to put a frozen pizza on a plastic cutting board in a 450* F oven

(Source: totaldiva)

coelasquid:

"We don’t have horses, just cats and dogs and birds and lizards and stuff"
"then bring me one large enough to ride!"

coelasquid:

"We don’t have horses, just cats and dogs and birds and lizards and stuff"

"then bring me one large enough to ride!"

edgebug:

natti-karlo:

recovery-in-pink:

fitnesstreats:

Stand Like This for 2 Minutes Per Day
from http://jamesclear.com/body-language-how-to-be-confident

No, for real, though—this is a thing.  Not sure about the science behind it, but it makes me feel fancy and powerful regardless.  I highly recommend it.

There actually is legit science behind this. In fact, here’s an entire TED Talk about the science behind it, and the confidence-related chemicals that your brain produces JUST BY YOU STANDING LIKE THIS.

I think it’s the books that you read when you’re young that live with you forever.

J.K. Rowling (via incandence)

(Source: bookmania)

stardusted:

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

calleboll:

Stjärtmesar. Finns det sötare fåglar?
Foto: Ottenby fågelstation

Ok, I was just gonna reblog this bc those are the most adorable frikken birds ever, but I had to go look up what they were.
And I

Really?

It’s a Pussy Tit?
That’s the best goddamned thing I’ve seen today.

haha these are long-tailed tits! my faaaavorite birds on this entire planet, i’ve got like 16 pages of them on fat birds

stardusted:

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

calleboll:

Stjärtmesar. Finns det sötare fåglar?

Foto: Ottenby fågelstation

Ok, I was just gonna reblog this bc those are the most adorable frikken birds ever, but I had to go look up what they were.

And I

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Really?

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It’s a Pussy Tit?

That’s the best goddamned thing I’ve seen today.

haha these are long-tailed tits! my faaaavorite birds on this entire planet, i’ve got like 16 pages of them on fat birds

the-mechanics-of-a-girl:

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun

my sources say that that would be illegal, but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes.

(Source: thisgingerischronic)

blurds:

Whenever I see a social justice explosion on tumblr I reflect on what my friend ximen, who is currently living in Beijing, told me:

China blocks all google sites, twitter, facebook, youtube, vimeo, blogspot, soundcloud, dropbox, and the website of the norwegian broadcasting corporation, along with some 2600-odd others

Guess which site loads behind the great firewall without a problem every time?

Even the CCP knows that tumblr will never change anything

bryko:

When people act like anything mildly creative in this universe must be the result of a drug trip

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eyebrowgod:

ratgod:

icantevensk8:

ratgod:

sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world..

what happens???????

when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u

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